The Steve Dahl Show – September 6, 2012

Delve deep with the Dahlcast as Steve explores the depths of Eddie Van Halen’s digestive system, complete with exploding intestines. During the excavation, he uncovers Dag’s long-held loathing of Jon Bon Jovi. Dag’s disdain is flushed out with the aid of too much cayenne pepper.

Dino Stamatopoulous is doing the same cleanse as Eddie and says the guitarist is just too weak to handle it. It makes Dino feel good, which is saying something for a guy that usually hates himself. A preview of Dino’s show reveals that he’s been forced to dig into the memories of his career by a relative.

Steve says there’s no reason to throw low blows at Bill Clinton after last night’s speech at the DNC. Although, that doesn’t stop some of the more opinionated Facebookers from chiming in.

And not even Flo Rida would tell you to get this low: Brendan gets competitive with a guy claiming to have the world’s deepest voice. It turns out it’s a sound only an elephant could love.