The Steve Dahl Show – September 19, 2012
This just in, everyone! Steve Dahl may be running for Condo Board president in Florida. For his campaign platform, he will tackle the tough issues like the lack of respect for Zoophiliacs. He will help the elderly of the Sunshine State learn how to use Skype and enter the 21st century where grey discs on the roof are actually for transmitting good TV.
Steve’s campaigning will take him all the way across the country, and while he is in L.A. visiting his dad, you just may see him at an Improv show or hear him on a local radio show. Roger Dahl is an excellent publicist and will help lead our candidate to victory.
Stop by the Dahl campaign headquarters today, where all kids receive a free balloon and can also get their photos taken next to our new Dahl Party mascot, the miniature donkey. Free coconut pie for all subscribers! Not a subscriber? Join our fight and subscribe HERE, so you too can be proud to support Steve Dahl for President (of his condo board).