Descent into the Archives – April 28, 2012

Grab Bag Show – Steve tells Garry how to kiss ass to the in-laws. Garry is going to spend Christmas with his wife to be and her family. Steve is giving advice on how to kiss ass, and get on the mother in law’s good side.

Sweet Sweet Connie Hamzy. She is the woman who claims to have had an affair with Bill Clinton, as well as several other famous people. Grand Funk Railroad immortalized her in their song “American Band.” She tells her story. Then they play American band.

Dan Dierdorf and Frank Gifford are on the phone. Steve is doing the voices. Dan is having his jewelry cleaned by Frank, while Dan is on the mug talking to the guys.

Steve & Garry reviewing the Michael Bolton special,It was bad. Steve does his Michael Bolton impression. A female caller defends Michael because she went to the concert and loved it.

A story about when Garry dumped in his pants at school. Lane is doing traffic and talks about noxious fumes.. Steve does a “we had a guy like that in our class” joke. It triggers Garry to tell the sad story about when he dumped in his pants when he was in 3rd grade. He had sloppy joe’s for lunch and he had a lunch miscarriage.