A San Francisco Butt Reaming

Submitted by Steve Dahl on November 13, 2009 - 8:51am

I’m not sure if we are talking to Tom Thayer on Friday’s DahlCast about the Bears debacle in San Francisco. I’m sure Tom got in late, and if I had to call that game, I wouldn’t want to talk about it any more. Hell, I only had to watch it and I don’t want to talk about it any more. The only good thing to come out of that game was Jay Cutler’s new nickname. I am now calling him “Little Lotto”, because he threw five picks. Feel free to use that around your home or workplace. Consider it an early Christmas gift from The Stever. I love it when I refer to myself in third person, don’t you? I have been working on my Mike Singletary impression, and I will try to work some of that into Friday's DahlCast for sure.

I haven’t seen a Bears game that bad in quite some time. And I am calling for the immediate firing of Ron Turner, as I think that the poorly designed offense is directly a result of his mediocre brain. The thing that really gets me mad is that Turner never seems upset by losing. When you’re the better looking of the turner brothers (see Norv) you can have that kind of arrogance at the family Thanksgiving table, but it’s not appropriate when addressing the media and fans. I also found Lovie’s dispassion to be extremely irritating. Get your head your of your ass and state fearing for your job, Joe Cool.

Mike Singletary was also real bugging me last night, because he now literally looks like an insect. He was jumping around on the sidelines like a little schoolgirl too. Also, Samurai, making your eyes big for big moments is so 1985. The 49ers are as bad as the Bears, they just happen to be playing in the weakest division in the NFC, so they still have a shot at winning it. I feel bad turning on Singletary, and maybe he would have irritated me less if he weren’t beating the Bears. I ended up leaving that ridiculously bad NFL Network broadcast hating everyone. That was the worst Thursday night I have spent since the Thursday before my last Friday on Jack FM.

  I've been waiting all

Submitted by Kevin DeNardo on November 13, 2009 - 10:38am.

 

I've been waiting all morning for that headline - unlike the Bears, you did not disappoint!

Earl

Sorry Steve, I beat you to

Submitted by Holger Meerbote on November 14, 2009 - 5:51am.

Sorry Steve, I beat you to it: I was calling for Ron Turner's dismissal during the game. I kept repeating that someone needs to go up to the booth and tell him his services are no longer required and that he should go home NOW. What a joke! What what a sick joke that the Bears have kept him in that position for so long.

We know who we have to blame for that, right? Lovie Smith. Mr. Stoic on the sidelines.

Here's where I have to disagree with you Steve: I liked that Singletary was buzzing around the sidelines like an insect. I liked that he showed emotion, passion, even fire. That's what is missing and has been for so long on the Bears: a head coach with fire in the belly. Instead we get stoic old Lovie Smith, who has never shown an ounce of emotion ever.

Go Black Hawks! Go Bulls!